I NEVER do this but I'm slashing my session fee like crazy right now!

Instead of the usual $800, you can lock in your spot for just $199! Insane, right?!

You still get everything—me showing you exactly how to pose (no awkward hands, I promise!), the full VIP treatment, and photos that'll have you doing a double-take like “Damn, that's ME?!” But for real, I've only got a few spots at this price and they're going QUICK! Fill out the form below if you want in before they're gone!